A selection of humorous quotes and candid comments about the first three seasons of Dancing With The Stars.
D. W. T. S. 1
Jun-Jul 2005
THE SHOW
"Dancing With the Stars, where glitziness is next to godliness."Joyce Caruso Corrigan in Entertainment Weekly (2005)
"The stars on Dancing With the Stars are six B- or C-list celebrities … John O’Hurley has the most charm, and Kelly Monaco is the sexiest. Each star is paired with a slightly sleazy-looking (the men especially) ballroom-dance professional."
John Rockwell in The New York Times (2005)
Michael Korb in The Saratogian (2005)
CELEBRITIES and PROFESSIONAL DANCERS
[Listed in order of elimination]
On her elimination in Week One - "While I’m no Trista fan, I was hoping the reality-show veteran might stay another week or two, just to keep the top three on their toes. But a capricious voting result fits Dancing With The Stars the way spandex clings to John O’Hurley - oddly, yet somehow appropriately."
Michael Slezak in Entertainment Weekly (2006)
Evander Holyfield and Edyta Śliwińska
"I thought I had great rhythm and balance. Then I saw a tape of myself and just shuddered. I look ridiculous."Evander Holyfield (2005)
Rachel Hunter and Jonathan Roberts
"The way we are dancing in this show is the way you would only normally dance with your boyfriend or your husband. It’s very sensual and sexual. You do get very close."Rachel Hunter on Dancing With The Stars (2005)
Joey McIntyre and Ashly DelGrosso
Ashly DelGrosso on her rule-bending routine with Joey McIntyre - "It was an Open Foxtrot … and International." Bruno Tonioli: "It was very Open … It was a United Nations Foxtrot."
on Dancing With The Stars (2005)
John O'Hurley and Charlotte Jørgensen
"When John ‘loses’ a step, it frequently ‘appears’ in other places where it does not belong. But he is a joy to watch."Charlotte Jørgensen in People magazine (2005)
KELLY MONACO and ALEC MAZO - Champions [pictured above]
"Kelly Monaco, the show’s underdog, is not a brilliant dancer, but she uses her innate assets - flexibility and an unforced sexiness - to great power, eventually managing to partially overcome her initial discomfort with movement. Ms. Monaco’s performances were never flawless, but like the mythical Billy Elliot, she never gave up. Despite that boldness, she doesn’t fake it; what’s charming about her dancing is that she always remains slightly vulnerable. Even though we’re watching on television, it feels alive."Gia Kourlas in The New York Times (2005)
VIDEO: Kelly and Alec Freestyle in the Season One Grand Final
FOR MORE QUOTES FROM SERIES ONE OF DANCING WITH THE STARS, GO TO DANCING WITH THE QUOTES
D. W. T. S. 2
Jan-Feb 2006
THE SHOW
"What I like about the show is that dancing is back on TV. I think it’s very important for Americans to see dancing. We have so little of it in our culture, especially social dancing. And another thing I love about the show is that everything is done in good spirits. The three judges, we give critiques, but we’re not trying to be cruel."Carrie-Ann Inaba in Midweek magazine (2006)
"Dancing With the Stars served as a remedial lesson in the notion of ‘danse a deux.’ To 21st century kids, pairs dancing must at first have seemed as bizarre and uncool an activity as synchronised swimming. For a couple of decades, dance has been self-expression, of an orgiastic, onanistic sort, not connection and communion with a partner of a different gender. Yet the show demonstrated the blend of precision and passion in an expert dance number. The contestants on Dancing With the Stars often lacked polish. But look, ma, they’re sort-of dancing, in a way she might remember with appreciative nostalgia."
Richard Corliss in Time magazine (2006)
CELEBRITIES and PROFESSIONAL DANCERS
[Listed in order of elimination]
"Throughout the past five seasons, we’ve had some stars with various physical challenges. Heather Mills had one artificial leg. Kenny Mayne apparently had two."
Tom Bergeron on Dancing With The Stars (2008)
Tatum O'Neal and Nick Kosovich
On the judges after her week 2 elimination - "I'm just glad I'm never gonna, hopefully, run into them again. It was just brutal ... they were brutal to me."Tatum O'Neal (2006)
Giselle Fernandez and Jonathan Roberts
On their Paso Doble - "Bruno, meanwhile, gave the most dependably absurd critique of all, saying to Giselle, 'Tonight, you’re turning into Robocop.' Okay, that really makes no sense (but then again, I also never saw Robocop 7: Paso Doble of Passion)."'B-Side' on TVGasm.com (2006)
Master P and Ashly DelGrosso
On his Paso Doble - "It was a nightmare. You looked like a child at the mall looking for his mother."Bruno Tonioli on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
Tia Carrere and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Her reason for joining ‘DWTS’ - "My parents were in a professional dance troupe before I was born, so I guess I want to see how far the apple has fallen from the tree."Tia Carrere (2006)
George Hamilton and Edyta Sliwinska
On his Cha-Cha-Cha - "Wearing enough fake tan to cover an entire beach-load of pasty tourists, Hamilton appears with his partner to perform the first routine. George is 66. It doesn’t matter. The actor, singer and raconteur is in his element, shimmying across the floor with all the grace of a man half his age hoping against hope that the knee cartilage holds out."Duncan Kennedy on BBC.co.uk (2006)
Lisa Rinna and Louis van Amstel
"Lisa Rinna, toned and tanned and claiming that a higher power possessed her body during the Paso Doble competition, is not only giving it her all and believing in herself - she’s one hell of a little dancer."Gillian Flynn in Entertainment Weekly (2006)
Stacy Keibler and Tony Dovolani
"In the annals of DWTS sexiness, there is Stacy Keibler, and there is everyone else in a distant second place. I will accept no contrary views on this point. Keibler, who was unknown prior to her season unless one really followed professional wrestling, was a revelation with her impossibly long legs and technical skill. In layman's terms, she could really shake it. I don't care if it's on Lou Dobbs Tonight, we need to get her back on TV regularly."Charlie Toft on Film.com
Jerry Rice and Anna Trebunskaya
On his Cha-Cha-Cha - "Of course the one guy I was really looking forward to seeing turned out to be pretty good at shakin’ his tail feathers. I sort of expected the fancy footwork, but who knew Jerry Rice would be so darn cute doing the Cha-Cha? Methinks his gentle, polite demeanor belies a fire that his strong hip action suggests lie below the surface." Abby West in Entertainment Weekly (2006)
DREW LACHEY and CHERYL BURKE - Champions [pictured above]
On learning the Samba - "I’d rather get my legs waxed."Drew Lachey on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
VIDEO: Drew and Cheryl Freestyle in the Season Two Grand Final
FOR MORE QUOTES FROM SERIES TWO OF DANCING WITH THE STARS, GO TO DANCING WITH THE QUOTES
D. W. T. S. 3
Sep-Nov 2006
THE SHOW
"I’m not sure how much I’m going to enjoy the weekly updates of the ‘average person’ learning how to Ballroom dance. The show is called Dancing With The Stars after all, not Dancing With Regular Folks."
Jennifer Sankowski in TV Guide (2006)
"Dancing is something that anyone can relate to. People wouldn’t come to watch unskilled people learn to play baseball."
Jerry Springer in The New York Times (2006)
"Dancing is something that anyone can relate to. People wouldn’t come to watch unskilled people learn to play baseball."
Jerry Springer in The New York Times (2006)
Tucker Carlson and Elena Grinenko
On his so-called ‘Chair-Chair-Chair’ [pic right] - "When he finally began stumbling around, the strategy behind the sedentary opening became quite plain."Brian Seibert on Slate.com (2006)
Shanna Moakler and Jesse DeSoto
On her Foxtrot - "You’re a very pretty girl and there were very good moments, but sometimes the beauty queen turned into an ice queen."Bruno Tonioli on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
Harry Hamlin and Ashly DelGrosso
On following his wife Lisa Rinna onto ‘DWTS’ - "I had actually been asked the first year to do it, and when I was asked, I said, 'This is the cheesiest thing' … And then I saw the truth of this show. It is a pure reality show. There is no baloney here at all. We have to learn something that we have no clue how to do. I can dance with Lisa now. We can go out and cut a rug. If I didn’t do this, I would spend the rest of my life watching her dance with somebody else."Harry Hamlin (2006)
Vivica A. Fox and Nick Kosovich
On her Tango - "I was wondering what the ‘A’ stood for. I’ve decided it stands for animal, attack, aggression, atmosphere, and it made me very happy."Len Goodman on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
Willa Ford and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
On her choice of costumes - "At first I was like, 'You know, I don't know if I want to go full blown sexy.' Then it's like, these dances are so hot and sexy, especially the Latin stuff, you just want to break it out. You just want to do something so hot! … There are quite a few young, sexier couples in the competition this time. But, I will be damned if they are going to out sexy us!"Willa Ford on StarryMag.com (2006)
Sara Evans and Tony Dovolani
On her Foxtrot - "Well Sara … there is a strange case of split personality. Some times you’re like Jackie O then you turn into Barbara Bush. What's going on?"Bruno Tonioli on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
Jerry Springer and Kym Johnson
On being asked his preference to ‘shake his hips’ in a Rumba or a Samba - "At my age, we don’t shake hips, we replace them."Jerry Springer on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
Monique Coleman and Louis van Amstel
On their Foxtrot - "You've got to take her out to dinner and get closer together ... They had about as much romance as an autopsy!"Len Goodman on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
Joey Lawrence and Edyta Śliwińska
On his Cha-Cha-Cha - "He couldn’t Cha-Cha for Cha-Change on the street."Alynda Wheat in Entertainment Weekly (2007)
Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff
On his Cha-Cha-Cha - "I took a point off at the beginning because of the Michael Jackson thing. I just didn’t think it was … we’re not at the Freestyle yet. But I gave you a point back because the hot factor on that Cha-Cha was amazing."Carrie-Ann Inaba on Dancing With The Stars (2006)
EMMITT SMITH and CHERYL BURKE - Champions
"Dressed up as if channelling Fred Astaire, Emmitt Smith, the show’s eventual winner, scored almost every time he twinkle-toed. And look at the music he toed to - Stevie Wonder (Samba), Frank Sinatra (Foxtrot), MC Hammer (Freestyle) - which was as diverse as a UNICEF greeting card."John Leonard in New York magazine (2006)
VIDEO: Emmitt and Cheryl Freestyle in the Season Three Grand Final
FOR MORE QUOTES FROM SERIES THREE OF DANCING WITH THE STARS, GO TO DANCING WITH THE QUOTES



